1 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,847 [bell tinkles] 2 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:16,889 [pen clicks, writing] 3 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:19,893 - [singing in German] 4 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:23,106 [upbeat music] 5 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,358 - Enjoy this. 6 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,899 It might be worth something someday. 7 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,364 Well, I don't know. We'll see. 8 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,074 - It's an honor to meet you, Bumper. 9 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,494 I'm really obsessed with your song. 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,992 - The pleasure's all mine. 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,244 I couldn't have done it without the support of my fans. 12 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,456 And my songwriter. Maybe she signs it? 13 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,037 - Sure. - Yeah? 14 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,382 - Yeah. - Oh, this is so exciting! 15 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,707 I've been practicing my signature 16 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,712 since I was a little kid. 17 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,634 God damn it. "G?" 18 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,882 There's no "G" in Heidi. What were you thinking? 19 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,505 - See you, man. 20 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,052 [phone notification pings] 21 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,555 - Oh, no. - Oh, no, what? 22 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,678 - So last night when I didn't have sex with Gisela-- 23 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,015 - Wait, what? 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,560 - I said I didn't have sex with her. 25 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,403 She came on to me after we had drinks. 26 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,398 But I denied her the cake. - Oh, why? 27 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,530 - Because I'm focused on you, Bumper. 28 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,187 This currywurst gets no mustard 29 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,065 until your career is bing, bang, bomb. 30 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,412 - You know you didn't have to do that. 31 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,067 - I knew she was gonna lose her poops 32 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,365 when I didn't give her the pudding, 33 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,698 and I was right 34 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,373 because she just texted me this. 35 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:22,002 - * You can't tell me when to sing * 36 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,750 * Can't tell me what to do * 37 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,422 * So watch me sing right now * 38 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,841 * I sing when I want to * 39 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,800 * Ooh * 40 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:35,050 * I sing when I want to * 41 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,885 * I sing when I want to sing * 42 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,640 * And now's when I want to sing * 43 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,983 * But it's 'cause I wanna sing, so it's not for you * 44 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,688 * I sing when I want to * 45 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,648 * Boys, don't feel like you can't sing * 46 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,899 * If to sing's your thing, then go off, King * 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,941 * Lest your voice has no cred... * 48 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,404 - Is it catchy to you? 49 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,744 - * Your whole head's a loaf of bread * 50 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,609 * You're a corncob-looking corny fella * 51 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,526 * You love milk and a cappella * 52 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,704 * Don't try to sing, just drink a gallon * 53 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,043 * Milquetoast, corn boy, Bumper Allen * 54 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,829 * I sing when I want to * 55 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:08,042 * Ooh, talkin' about you, Bumper Allen * 56 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,256 - Oh, it's really not good to me. 57 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:14,466 - * Bumper Allen * 58 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:18,139 * This isn't about you, Bumper Allen * 59 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,219 * I sing when I want to * 60 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,271 - It's a diss track. 61 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,770 And even worse, it's a bop. 62 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,274 You should have given her your pudding. 63 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,815 - I should have given her the pudding. 64 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,899 - Yeah, the song is surprisingly empowering. 65 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,816 Man, I feel like a woman 66 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,155 in a way that only "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" 67 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,120 makes me feel like a woman. 68 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,791 - I'm not like what she said in the video and catchy song. 69 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,331 I'm not, like, a corny a cappella guy. 70 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,245 I'm cool, right? 71 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,884 Right? 72 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,505 Right? Hey, I'm cool, right? 73 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,970 - Of course you're cool, man. 74 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,430 My mom and I listen to your song every night 75 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,261 on the way back from birdwatching excursions. 76 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,926 - Oh, God. 77 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,354 I'm not cool. 78 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,642 The only thing dorkier than birds or excursions. 79 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,266 - Hey, that's why people like you. 80 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,404 You're relatable. 81 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,691 And besides, the world was built by dorks. 82 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,856 You think a cool guy invented Stonehenge? 83 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,905 No way, dork central. Total virgin stuff. 84 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,489 - Yeah, that's where I'm gonna agree 85 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,044 to disagree with you, Heids. 86 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,868 This is an emergency. 87 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,213 We have to fix my image if I'm gonna be a star. 88 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,749 [upbeat music] 89 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,764 [vocalizing] 90 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:40,297 * * 91 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,715 - I mean, I love all 11 fans we just met, 92 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,015 but I want cool people to like me too. 93 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,479 It can't be that hard for Berliners to accept me. 94 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,981 I've been in Germany for what, a month now? 95 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,903 I have to reinvent myself. 96 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,202 Go from Bumper to Humper. 97 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,777 I've had sex. 98 00:03:58,822 --> 00:03:59,952 - He has a point. 99 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,279 Unity Day is as much a popularity contest 100 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,655 as it is a talent contest. 101 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:04,582 - Yep. 102 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,249 - It couldn't hurt for Bumper 103 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,117 to appeal to a wider demographic. 104 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,674 Gisela clearly is. 105 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,959 Maybe he needs a flashy video to outdo her. 106 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,424 - That's what I'm talking about, videos! 107 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,264 All the greats have videos. 108 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,549 Madonna, the girl from "The Ring." 109 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,263 But how do we make it cool? 110 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,263 - Verdammt. 111 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,595 I have an idea. 112 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,230 - Okay. - [speaking German] 113 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,268 - Oh, [speaking German]. 114 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,861 - [speaking German] 115 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,266 - We get Klaus to direct the video. 116 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,645 If Unity Day committee sees Bumper in Klaus's orbit, 117 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,994 you'll be guaranteed a spot. 118 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,779 - And let's just say aloud, who is Klaus? 119 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,123 - Only the most famous avant-garde artist 120 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,239 and director in Berlin, 121 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,575 and no one knows his real name. 122 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,579 He just goes by Klaus, like Banksy. 123 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,291 Like Wario. 124 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,924 - Whoa, okay. 125 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,591 Wario, "I'm-a gonna win." 126 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,719 - He loves to work with musicians. 127 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,718 When Ed Sheeran wanted to reinvent himself 128 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,890 into a bad boy, he went to Klaus. 129 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,808 - Ed is actually a brunette from New Jersey. 130 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,348 - Shh. 131 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,931 - I mean, this Klaus guy seems perfect. 132 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,266 You think we can land him? - We can try. 133 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,652 - Can't wait for this guy to help me achieve my dreams 134 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,319 and crush my nemesis. 135 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,279 Oh, my God, that is so cool. 136 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,699 I have a nemesis. 137 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,447 I'm basically Lord Voldemort. 138 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,410 - [singing in German] 139 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:33,541 * * 140 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,155 - [gasps] There's Klaus. 141 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,540 You must impress him 142 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,116 if you want him to direct your video. 143 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:13,081 - My God, he looks so epic. 144 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,173 Looks like a wizard or a warlock. 145 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,749 - Let's just go say hi. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 146 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,335 You don't just go say hi to Klaus, okay? 147 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,051 Why don't you grab some paper towels 148 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,051 for Bumper's very shiny forehead 149 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,473 while the rest of us try to come up with a plan. 150 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,602 * * 151 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,100 Da, da, da, da, da, da, looks good, just don't-- 152 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,563 you can look, but you better not touch. 153 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,852 You know that song? 154 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,895 It's fine. It just looks--we'll fix it. 155 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,730 - [humming] 156 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,315 * You can't tell me when to sing * 157 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,281 * Can't tell me what to do * 158 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,621 * So watch me sing right now * 159 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,987 - * I sing when I want to * 160 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,786 [chuckles] 161 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,793 - Gisela? 162 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,173 What the-- - Yes. 163 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,670 Welcome to me. 164 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,592 Oh, thank you. 165 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,720 Oh, gets so hot in this outfit. 166 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,929 Over 40 degrees Celsius, 167 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,389 which, as you know, is a hot temperature. 168 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,680 - Yeah. 169 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,483 - So you like my single, eh? 170 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,727 - I have to admit, I do. 171 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,230 The song is very empowering. 172 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,111 It feels like it was written just for me. 173 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:25,278 - Well, I have to say, I also like your song, 174 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,490 Miss Heidi Miller. 175 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,450 - Wait, you remember me? 176 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,991 - Of course. 177 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:34,874 You are Bumper Allen's talented little songstress. 178 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,923 Now I want you to be mine. 179 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,457 You have been working for Pieter for years, 180 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,252 and where has it gotten you? 181 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,755 - Well, I guess the bathroom. 182 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,587 But to be fair, he is a good boss. 183 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,553 - Has Pieter even given you a salary increase, a promotion, 184 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,345 paid sex leave? 185 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,719 - I can get paid for that? 186 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,885 - Oh, with me you can. 187 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,476 Come and be my songwriter, Heidi. 188 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,152 My star is rising, 189 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,151 whereas Bumper Allen is two octaves short 190 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,824 of a children's keyboard. 191 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,862 He does not have the range. 192 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,906 - Uh, I've never really thought about it like that before, 193 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,201 but I don't think I can work for you. 194 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,325 - Not for me, Heidi. 195 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,083 With me. 196 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,205 Next to me. 197 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,462 Under me. 198 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,714 Under there. 199 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,295 - Under where? 200 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,430 - You see? 201 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,296 I made you say "underwear." 202 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:35,353 Already our working relationship is so... 203 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,770 intimate. 204 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,438 [clicks teeth] 205 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,096 - [gasps] I should go. 206 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,595 - Mm. 207 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,266 - They're probably wondering where I am. 208 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,194 - [chuckles] Ah, ah. 209 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,074 Here. 210 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,161 [chuckles] 211 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,042 - Hi. 212 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,078 - Oh, Heidi, we forgot you left. 213 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:03,172 Okay, when you talk to Klaus, remember to "smose." 214 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,919 Smile with your nose. 215 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,921 - Okay? Am I doing it? 216 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,594 - Oh, quick, he's coming. Look cool. 217 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,973 - Hey! Do not touch my art. 218 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,563 The art should only touch you. 219 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,190 - Okay. 220 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,226 - And you both should know better. 221 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,571 both: Sorry, Papa. 222 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,817 - Papa? 223 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,228 [dramatic music] 224 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,704 - I wish I could say it was a pleasure, 225 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,253 but then what is pleasure? 226 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,921 What is pleasure? 227 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:50,215 - So our plan for my future was to get your dad to help me? 228 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,506 - I have worked for you for seven years, 229 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,180 and you have never told me that Klaus is your father. 230 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,970 - Klaus doesn't like us to tell people we are related. 231 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,724 - It's just too complicated for him 232 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,226 to be a father and an artist, 233 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,517 so he's mostly just an artist. 234 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,361 - He never really did normal father stuff with us. 235 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,568 - I've still never been to an amusement park. 236 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,898 Only to Marfa, Texas. 237 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,414 But all the sacrifices he made in fatherhood 238 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,237 has made him that much better of a director, 239 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,373 so lucky us. 240 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,621 - You're right. He is the best. 241 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,213 We need to land him. 242 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,789 - If you say so. 243 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,384 - [clears throat] Papa? 244 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,762 - Speak. - Okay. 245 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,102 Mr. Klaus, it would be an honor 246 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,889 if you would direct my music video 247 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,982 and fully reinvent me. 248 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,899 - Reinvent me? 249 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,807 I don't think so. 250 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,686 - It seems like you like to take things apart 251 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,654 and make them cooler. 252 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,364 That is exactly what I need. 253 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,284 Just think of me as one of these mannequins. 254 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,333 I am blank, pliable, and completely hairless. 255 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,367 Like a Barbie. 256 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,384 [patting stomach rhythmically] 257 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,341 [clapping rhythmically] 258 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,303 - What are you doing? 259 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:25,265 * * 260 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,323 - * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world * 261 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,663 * Life in plastic, it's fantastic * 262 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,579 * You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere * 263 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,170 * Imagination, life is your creation * 264 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,957 * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 265 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,170 - * Bow, bow, bow * 266 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,050 - * Make me walk, make me talk * 267 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,167 * Do whatever you please * 268 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,474 * I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees * 269 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,299 * Come jump in, be my friend * 270 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,354 * Let us do it again * 271 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,768 * Hit the town, fool around, let's go party * 272 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,728 all: * You can touch * 273 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,438 * You can play * 274 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:12,818 * If you say, I'm always yours * 275 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:17,067 all: * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world * 276 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,412 * Life is plastic, it's fantastic * 277 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,038 * You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere * 278 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,657 * Imagination, life is your creation * 279 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,666 - * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 280 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,378 all: * Ah, ah, ah, yeah * 281 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,208 - * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 282 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213 all: * Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa * 283 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,045 - * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 284 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,680 all: * Ah, ah, ah, yeah * 285 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,837 - * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 286 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,545 all: * Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa * 287 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,715 [all cheering] 288 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,474 - Yeah! - Bravo. 289 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766 - Yes! 290 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,229 - Bravo, bravo. 291 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,690 I liked it, very strong. 292 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,611 We start work tomorrow. 293 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:58,489 But you must give your whole self to my vision. 294 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,068 - Of course. Yeah, absolutely. 295 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,744 - See you tomorrow. 296 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,082 - See you! 297 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,787 - Goodbye, Leah. 298 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,247 Goodbye, Penis. 299 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,208 - Did he just call you penis? 300 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,249 [upbeat music] 301 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:21,344 * * 302 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,184 - [singing in German] 303 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:36,355 * * 304 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,634 - That's the one. 305 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,000 - [gasps] 306 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,273 - Hello. 307 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,098 - Oh, splendid. 308 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,313 An offering to the purple hamburger god. 309 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,114 - Bumper and I have America night 310 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,517 where we eat fast food 311 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,815 and we watch our favorite American reality show, 312 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,399 "I Gave Birth at the Circus." 313 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,574 - * They were on the trapeze * 314 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,833 * Now they're having babies * 315 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,196 both: * I gave birth at the circus * 316 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,365 - Wait, what happened to you? 317 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,084 - [in German accent] Ciao, darling. [kisses] 318 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,794 This is the look that Klaus gave me. 319 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,545 - Aw, he got rid of your cowlick? 320 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,086 It reminded me of my first crush, 321 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,300 Dennis the Menace. 322 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,719 - The cowlick was a nerd antenna. 323 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,678 It had to go bye, bye. 324 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,219 Snip, snip, bitch. 325 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,512 - Okay, you can stop. - Okay. 326 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,215 - Well, I'm very excited that we're hanging 327 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,675 'cause I've had a confusing week, 328 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,095 and I need to decompress by finding out 329 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,654 if they caught the baby before it went 330 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,767 through the ring of fire. 331 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,193 - Spoiler alert, they didn't. - [gasps] 332 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,402 - I know. But I do have some good news. 333 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,033 Klaus had a few thoughts about the music 334 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,280 and lyrics to your song. 335 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,951 Instead of the chorus how we have it, 336 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,410 he wanted it more like wordless Gregorian chanting 337 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,752 over the metal screams of the U-Bahn, 338 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,037 so of course I said yeah. 339 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,211 - What the hell? 340 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,879 You can't just change my song. 341 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,168 I finally thought that we were on the same page 342 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,342 about our partnership. 343 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,840 I barely recognize you. 344 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,472 - And that's a good thing. 345 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,298 This was the team's genius plan. 346 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,755 Okay, can I be real with you? 347 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,225 In college, I was the king of mouth music. 348 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,227 Der Konig der Mundmusik. 349 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,860 But now, I'm der konig der big fat nothing. 350 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,479 Even you said I was a dork. 351 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,315 Klaus can change all that. 352 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,071 He's my one shot to make all my dreams come true. 353 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,243 - Well, it's your career. 354 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,702 And if you're realizing 355 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,622 that maybe there's more for you out there, 356 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,290 then maybe you should consider the options 357 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,619 that were presented to you in the bathroom. 358 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,964 - Are we still talking about me? 359 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,829 Because I haven't gone to the bathroom in hours. 360 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,546 Klaus makes me hold it until I can taste it. 361 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,087 - [sighs] 362 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,090 [percussive music] 363 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:14,273 * * 364 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,442 Gisela? Let's meet up. 365 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,688 I'd like to talk to you. 366 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,440 Okay, Heidi. That was great practice. 367 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,982 Now let's call her for real. 368 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,525 [bell rings] 369 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,784 - Hey. 370 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,954 Have you seen Heidi? 371 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,951 She was being weird last time I saw her. 372 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,003 - [gasps] Papa. 373 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,327 Look, Papa's here. 374 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,924 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 375 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,130 - Like my friend Trinity from "The Matrix." 376 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,461 - You think so? 377 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,296 - And before we start talking, 378 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,472 I want to say Pieter, Thea, 379 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,102 thank you so much for bringing him to me, 380 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,811 my new friend. 381 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:03,191 Also, Pieter, what a big boy you become. 382 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,818 - It's okay. 383 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,700 - That's literally everything I've ever wanted to hear. 384 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,318 - I know. 385 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,574 But I don't trust it. 386 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,825 - Let's walk to my vision. 387 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,328 Bumper is singing, 388 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,369 and then he meet his doppelganger. 389 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,705 Doppelganger. 390 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,881 - Huh? 391 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:28,128 - And step him over, and over, and over. 392 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,183 Killing his past. 393 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,967 - What? - Ryan. 394 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,521 - [in Southern accent] Howdy, do you like my stripes? 395 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,177 I'm getting into character. 396 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,935 - Yeah, we like your stripes. 397 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,308 - I don't look like that. Do I look like that? 398 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,765 - Um... 399 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,324 - Bumper, are you Okay with this idea? 400 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,529 He's condemning everything you've ever done. 401 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,859 - Well, it was your idea to work with your dad 402 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,405 'cause you didn't think I was cool enough. 403 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,368 And yeah, no, I trust Klaus's vision. 404 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,239 - Yeah, Thea, it's not so bad. 405 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,366 Okay, sure, Bumper's getting stabbed, 406 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,623 but he's doing the stabbing. 407 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,745 - Pieter, I know it's Papa, but this is wrong. 408 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,054 - [scoffs] Let's not rock the boat. 409 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,668 Papa called me a big boy. 410 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,344 - Well, are you a boy-ager 411 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,434 or a manager? 412 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,925 - [exhales softly] 413 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,972 [clears throat] 414 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,806 Say, Papa? 415 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,941 - Yeah? 416 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,807 - Maybe we should dial this back a bit. 417 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,145 - It is cruel, okay? 418 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,730 You're making fun of a friend. 419 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,025 You do this thing where your work comes 420 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,699 before anyone else's ideas. 421 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,027 - Or wanting to go to the amusement park. 422 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:41,253 - You know, Pieter, I am the most respected, 423 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,957 most expensive artist in Berlin, 424 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,131 and you are an outcast. 425 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,420 [tense music] 426 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,344 - [sighs] Okay, first you bully Bumper. 427 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,974 Now you bully Pieter? 428 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,812 I knew this was a bad idea. 429 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,427 Come on, Bumper. This isn't you. 430 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,944 - Guys, I mean, come on. 431 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,518 This is Klaus. 432 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,074 This is the only way I could become someone else 433 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,188 and prove Gisela wrong. 434 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,444 You said so yourself. 435 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,645 Without this video, I'll never be the person 436 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,446 I need to be to be a star. 437 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,449 I mean, Ed Sheeran, you guys. 438 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,542 [tense music] 439 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,368 - He chose me. 440 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,504 * * 441 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,131 Send them home. 442 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,499 Say goodbye to your friends. 443 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,166 * * 444 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,804 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 445 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,103 Goodbye. 446 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,637 - Also, I actually drank a lot of water today. 447 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,481 Do you mind if I use-- - No. 448 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,726 I told you not to drink so much. 449 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,979 - I'll just pinch it shut. - Yep. 450 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,691 [upbeat music] 451 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,743 - I am just so excited that this is all working out. 452 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:58,991 Thank you. 453 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,832 - Oh, Heidi, I'm so happy 454 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,787 that you are leaving Bumper to become my songwriter. 455 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:07,458 I already feel like we are two best friends at summer camp, 456 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,289 exploring each other's bodies, you know? 457 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,665 - Yeah, it, uh-- it was a tough decision. 458 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,762 But in the end, like your song says, 459 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,178 break every rule if the rule is wrong. 460 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,717 So here I am being wild. 461 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,222 Whoo! 462 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,313 I'm sorry, was that too loud? 463 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,478 - Oh, no, I like it loud. 464 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,307 - Okay, good. 465 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,402 - With our two talents combined, 466 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,517 that newcomer slot will be mine, 467 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,534 and you will be offered your paid sex leaves 468 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,686 that I promised you. 469 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,244 - Ooh. I wonder who the lucky guy is. 470 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,408 Or girl. Who knows? 471 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,617 Well, I have jotted down a list of 30 themes 472 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,039 we could explore that really push 473 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,037 the girl power message in your music. 474 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,749 "Sing When You Want To" could be the tip of the ice-herg. 475 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:53,551 And yes, I said "herg," as in "herstory." 476 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,376 [chortles] - Okay. 477 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,512 - Just a little wordplay for you. 478 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,929 - Yeah, wow. 479 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,547 I, uh-- that is really impressive. 480 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,684 And I appreciate your work ethic 481 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,272 and your penmanship, 482 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,687 but I'm not really looking 483 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,727 for, like, song ideas right now. 484 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,071 - Uh, what do you mean? Isn't that why you hired me? 485 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,859 - Well, I actually think you might be most valuable 486 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,914 on a more, like, micro level. 487 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,369 Like, perhaps providing insider information 488 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,371 that could help me, um-- 489 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,083 [clears throat] take Bumper down. 490 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,634 - Oh. 491 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,087 Well, if you have great songs, then you will take him down. 492 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,208 - Yes, but I don't just want to beat him, Heidi. 493 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,375 I want to destroy him. 494 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,184 This is personal. 495 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,597 He humiliated me live on my own social media. 496 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,637 - Yeah. - And then Pieter rejected me. 497 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,682 Rejected me! 498 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,726 Even after I German kissed him. 499 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,981 It's like a French kiss, 500 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,442 but your mouth tastes like sauerkraut. 501 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,033 It's actually really good. 502 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,778 But I just want to stick it to him! 503 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,991 Since he wouldn't stick it to me. 504 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,622 [tense music] 505 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,948 - [clears throat] Yeah, well, I-- 506 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,535 I don't know if this is what I signed up for. 507 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,081 - Oh, sure it is, Heidi. Come on. 508 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,995 You're tired of the way they are treating you. 509 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,714 Otherwise, why would you even be here meeting with me? 510 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,295 You gotta learn how to assert yourself. 511 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,551 If you don't, then-- [scoffs] 512 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,223 Who will? 513 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,138 - I'm super pumped that my friends are gone. 514 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,642 Do you think they're eating sandwiches right now? 515 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,595 I love sandwiches. 516 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,356 - Time to kill your doppelganger. 517 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,438 - Uh, yeah, okay, right now? Okay, yeah. 518 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,066 It's time to kill my doppelganger. 519 00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,744 You know, maybe after we do that, 520 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,662 you text Pieter and Thea 521 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,241 and apologize, and say you're sorry, 522 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,495 and make up or whatever. 523 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,617 - I don't apologize, and I don't text. 524 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:58,125 I send my messages with an evil pigeon. 525 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,514 - Okay. 526 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,087 - Let us begin. 527 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,761 [bell rings] 528 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,932 - You can go all out with me. 529 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,851 I stretched beforehand. 530 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,064 - Action! 531 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,102 - * They don't know my name * 532 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,356 * * 533 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,528 - Witness your old self. 534 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,898 * * 535 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,364 - * They don't know my name * 536 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,615 * * 537 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,077 * They don't know my name * 538 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,538 - Now, kill him. 539 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,159 [ominous music] 540 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,915 Kill that loser. 541 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,338 [echoing] Loser, loser. 542 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,798 - Oh! - Thanks, Bumper. 543 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,419 * * 544 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,126 - To Bumper! 545 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,796 - Kill that bastard! 546 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:51,514 Kill that loser Bumper! 547 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:54,266 - Ah! 548 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,349 Ah! 549 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,774 - Durr, I'm Bumper Allen, 550 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,402 and I couldn't have done it without my team, ugh. 551 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,690 * * 552 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,614 - Kill him! 553 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,032 - [gasps] 554 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:10,827 Ah! 555 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,447 Yeah, I'm not gonna do this. 556 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,084 I can't shoot this video. 557 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,754 Bumper's out. 558 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,631 - How dare you walk away from me? 559 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:23,089 Good luck getting on to Unity Day 560 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,419 without my help. 561 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,184 [screaming in German] 562 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,047 - Pieter! 563 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,724 Thea! 564 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,512 How am I ever going to find these guys-- 565 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,675 Hey, there they are. 566 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,603 Oh, my God, whew! 567 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,312 And you guys are eating sandwiches. 568 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,602 I knew it. 569 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,055 - Well, if you're going to drown your sorrows 570 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,555 in delicious meat on the street, 571 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:42,936 Berlin is the place to do it. 572 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,442 - Bumper, what are you doing here? 573 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,864 I thought you made your choice. - Yeah, the wrong choice. 574 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,743 I fired your father. 575 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,120 You guys are right. 576 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,196 I never should have turned my back on who I am. 577 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,832 The who I am is who got me to Germany to meet you guys. 578 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,710 I was so focused on being cool, 579 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,748 I just-- I got lost in the sauce. 580 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,043 I'm sorry. 581 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,974 - Well, we are sorry we introduced you 582 00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,338 to him and his sauce. 583 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,385 - I think deep down, I just wanted an excuse 584 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,469 to talk to him. 585 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,143 Part of me keeps hoping he'll change 586 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,851 every time I see him, but he won't. 587 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:18,391 - Too much sauce. 588 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,685 - He's a dick. 589 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,019 Oh, my God. I can finally say it. 590 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,484 My daddy's a dick! - Yes! 591 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,065 - And I greatly dislike Marfa! - It sucks! 592 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,531 I've been there. - Wow. 593 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,241 Bumper, I'm impressed. 594 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,241 Pieter never said anything mean about Papa before he met you. 595 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,414 - I bring out the worst in people. 596 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,953 - Well, it wasn't just Bumper. 597 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,866 You had my back today. 598 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,504 At least I have one family member that does. 599 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,252 - Always. 600 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,504 Okay, not always, but from now on. 601 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,586 - That's fine. - Okay? 602 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,130 - Yeah. - Aw, that's cute. 603 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:52,175 But shut up real quick. - Okay, shh! 604 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,968 - Just please be quiet. - Oh, so-- 605 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,352 - You're still talking, though. - I should-- 606 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,808 - Quiet, just be quiet. - This a quiet time? 607 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,928 - Okay, could we just do the same thing? 608 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:02,305 Make up, be all cute and stuff, but with Heidi? 609 00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,814 - Where do Americans like to go besides the Oregon Trail? 610 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,396 - Chuck E. Cheese? 611 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:11,074 - I think I have an idea of where she might be. 612 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,083 - [clears throat] - Heidi? 613 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,660 - Oh, uh-- - Cute place. 614 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,286 How do you know about it? 615 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,923 - I actually told her about it because I play bar trivia here. 616 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,251 - Huh. - You do? 617 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,756 - Mm-hmm. 618 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,338 - The other day you sucked when we all watched Jeopardy. 619 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:35,553 - Okay, well, since when is Prince Albert a person? 620 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,305 Anyway, Heidi, 621 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,637 I wanted to tell you that I finally stood up 622 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,943 for myself, and I fired Klaus. 623 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,846 And I should have stood up for you too. 624 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:45,225 I love our partnership, 625 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,771 and I shouldn't have let him get in the way of us 626 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,476 and change our song. 627 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,494 - While we're admitting things, I have one for all of you. 628 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,451 - Wait, are you the one who's breaking into my drawer 629 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,911 and taking little bites out of my socks? 630 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,661 - What--no. - Okay. 631 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,793 Well, they're still out there. 632 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,500 - Bumper, it's--never mind. 633 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,671 Gisela tried to recruit me. - What? 634 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,170 - She's diabolical. - Yeah. 635 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,421 She told me that she wanted me to be her songwriter. 636 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,223 - What did you say? 637 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,627 - To be honest, I considered it. 638 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:18,046 You know, I felt like I've been treated like an afterthought, 639 00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,466 and you guys didn't see me as a peer. 640 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:22,104 - Oh, Heidi, I do see you as a peer. 641 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,062 If I was on trial for murder, you could be in the jury. 642 00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:26,863 - You'd make a great juror. - Aw. 643 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,106 That's sweet of you guys to say. 644 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:33,319 But, no, I realized something after saying no to her. 645 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:39,413 I'm not working for Gisela because I care about you guys. 646 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:43,201 And she goes after what she wants for better or worse, 647 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:46,116 and I have been an assistant for a very long time-- 648 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,876 and that is not your fault, Pieter. 649 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,297 A lot of my insecurities came from my own fear. 650 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:55,217 But if I don't take a risk, I don't grow, so... 651 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:59,888 [clears throat] I can't work for you anymore. 652 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,639 But do you want to work for me 653 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,393 and be my manager as a songwriter? 654 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:08,015 [soft music] 655 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,023 - This is an obvious no-brainer. 656 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,396 - [exhales] Awesome. 657 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,153 Yeah, shake on it, cool. - Wait, so is that a yes? 658 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,356 - That was a yes. - Okay. 659 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,065 Ah, group hug! - We shook on it. 660 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,575 - Let's hug right now. Oh, this is our group hug. 661 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,987 Oh, my God, I love being dorks who group hug. 662 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,406 - I wish we had a video, though. 663 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,504 Klaus was supposed to help us take attention 664 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,829 away from Gisela. 665 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,335 - Uh, 666 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,458 I just came up with another plan. 667 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,705 - Again? - I know! 668 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,256 How does it keep happening? 669 00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:38,009 It actually hurts a little bit. 670 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,601 * It's all in my head * 671 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,677 * It's all in my heart * 672 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:47,232 * The light always finds a way to shine through the dark * 673 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,848 * It's way too late now * 674 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:52,186 * But turning around * 675 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,032 * I'm right at the edge * 676 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,817 * But I'ma figure it out * 677 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,411 * * 678 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,867 * They don't know my name * 679 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:07,907 * * 680 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,628 * Today I'm gonna make it out this room * 681 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,708 * I don't have nothing to lose * 682 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:18,053 * I'll be patient 'cause I know it's on the way * 683 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,841 * But they don't know my name * 684 00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:27,024 * * 685 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,189 * They don't know my name * 686 00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,479 - I think we did a really great job, 687 00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:34,733 even without Klaus. 688 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,864 - I am so glad you didn't go work for Gisela. 689 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,322 I would have really missed you. 690 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,612 - I would have missed you guys too. 691 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:46,196 But now that I'm a songwriter, and Pieter's over Gisela, 692 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:48,504 as long as we don't make it complicated again, 693 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,038 it should all be smooth sailing. 694 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,581 - Agreed. 695 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,544 See you Thursday for "Birth at the Circus?" 696 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,085 - Uh, duh. 697 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,668 Last week was such a cliffhanger. 698 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:57,633 I got to know if-- 699 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,472 both: The lion ate the placenta. 700 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:00,677 - I know. - Great. 701 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:02,587 - Oh, my God. 'Cause he's going for it. 702 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,885 - But it's a lion. - Cliffhanger. 703 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,719 - See you Thursday. - See you. 704 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,228 [sighs] 705 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,153 God, she is so great. 706 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,404 She's so great. 707 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,196 Oh, she's so great. 708 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,408 [dramatic music] 709 00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:26,949 Oh, no. 710 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:30,163 I'm in love with Heidi. 711 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:31,825 - * I'm in love with Heidi * 712 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,293 * * 713 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,963 * I'm in love with Heidi * 714 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,291 * * 715 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,836 * I'm in love with Heidi * 716 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,419 * * 717 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,054 * I'm in love with Heidi * 718 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,551 * * 719 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:44,642 * I'm in love with Heidi * 720 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,048 * * 721 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:49,136 * We're in love with Heidi * 722 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:52,192 * He's in love with Heidi * 723 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,307 * She's in love with Heidi * 724 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,395 * I'm in love with Heidi * 725 00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,991 * She's in love with Heidi * 726 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:04,197 * I'm in love with Heidi * 727 00:31:04,247 --> 00:31:08,797 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0